Comments on: Spammers Crack Me Up Search Engine Optimisation Ireland Tue, 31 Mar 2015 10:03:56 +0100 hourly 1 By: Grandad Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:10:17 +0000 ‘Interesting ….. “Discussion” on Michele’s blog right now on spam though.’

I know. I’m throwing the odd spanner in the works!
Wrong of me, but I can’t help it……

By: Dave Davis Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:41:19 +0000 HAHAHAHA. Honestly, I don’t mind getting this type of spam. You get the many with the usual subjects you don’t even open. Then you get the creative subjects. Those are the ones opened.

My favourites are “Your site dsesperetly needs a new lo.go. Your site design and image is prevent you from rank in search engines. We can help. tinyurl/…..”

Some people never learn.
Interesting ….. “Discussion” on Michele’s blog right now on spam though.

By: Grandad Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:01:24 +0000 Another type that I get a lot of …….

Hello my daear friend
I was looking throaugh athe web few weeks ago and found
your profile. Now I decided to email you to get to kanow
you better. I am coming to your country in few weeksb
and thought may be we can meet each other. I am pretty
looking girl. I am 25. Do not reply to this address

I think they all got PhDs from the university above.
A few things I’d like to know-
Where is this “profile” they have all found?
Why do they want to know me better?
How do they know what I qualify as “pretty”?
Why are they nearly always from Manuel or Sid or Harry or some other male name?

By: Richard Hearne Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:49:57 +0000 Another great one:

Loads of buy phentermine links and then “Don’t delete. Help homeless children, thanks”.

First politeness, now altruism :mrgrreen:

By: Grandad Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:16:17 +0000 Hi Gaven, I luv yu two.

If you wnat spam emails, I hav tousands you can hav. Do you wnat dem?

By: Gavin Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:59:23 +0000 me luve irsh grunpah is si funie!

By: Richard Hearne Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:55:32 +0000 Hav yu met grunpah yet gaven?

By: Gavin Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:49:50 +0000 Ha I am actually working on a post about spam but waiting to gather more emails.

Just got one two days ago written in Irish for some Irish education site, pity the spammer spelt Irish with one I so his url didnt work.

Does spammer = non-edumecated?

By: Grandad Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:39:21 +0000 I am going to do filosofy.

As for de udder, trees a crowd.

By: Richard Hearne Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:23:22 +0000 Waht U tacking? I kinda like ur chic picture and taught we shud huk up.

By: Grandad Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:59:26 +0000 Wel, I aplide for the digree adn they acksepted me, so I am all rite.

I tink that is wear Bertie got his edukashun two.

By: Richard Hearne Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:52:15 +0000 They must have felt you were a better class of prospect than me.

“Nobody is reejcted”

They passed me by :(

Oh well, there goes my chance at that MBA….

By: Grandad Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:35:22 +0000 How would you fancy a degree [or even a doctorate] from a university that can’t even spell the word ‘and’?

“Hello Rgjournal!!.
Absloutely are no cotnracted tests, classes, books, or interviews !
Attain a_Bachelor,s Masters., MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diploma.
Get the rewards nad support_that comes with a.diploma !
Nobody is reejcted
onymityq uestionless”